That’s it, my mind has finally snapped. I’ve decided I just don’t care about working anymore I’m going to sell everything I own and buy a small section of land in the middle of no where (for cheap of course) and retire right after our second baby is born. I’ll live a happy yet meager existence living off our little plot of land with some chickens and a huge garden and lots of canning. I’ll build my own shack with geothermal heating, solar hot water and solar power generation for the grand total of $10,000 which should leave lots of money to buy booze to drown the sorrow of the mistake as I grow older. Snap.
Ok never mind. I feel better now. Must have slept funny on my neck which caused excessive blood flow to certain section of my brain. We will return to our regular less silly posts tomorrow.